reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material.
oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together